May have? We are way past may have here lol. This is congratulations
dystopianprom
Cmon man wtf
stacity
This is Chernobyl levels. You have my sympathy.
AurelianoBuendia94
Did you give up in the middle mush it all together and threw it in the sun?
GrouchyDefinition463
The substance pizza
KommandoKazumi
This disaster can barely qualify as a pizza, jesus christ, go apologize to God.
SeeShark
I’m torn between “negligence is a misdemeanor at worst” and “no pizza, no crime.”
ultraplusstretch
H-how do you even fuck a pizza up that badly, did you crash a plane into the oven? 🤣
shaved-yeti
Anyone taking up the fine craft of pizza making at home has incurred this same scenario, often many times. Dough is too thin, launch peel is sticky, pie is turned to early… etc etc. It’s just part of the process. Nothing to do but make more pies.
No crime committed.
Lagunamountaindude
I don’t think you’re allowed to be next to this beast for more then one minute
Gauderr
It’s not often that I see a pizza on reddit that I wouldnt even want to try..
Arawn-Annwn
No crime, but you may have accidently created a portal for an eldritch entities offspring to enter our universe. Make sure you raise hellpizzaboy to be good if sentient.
hedgehogone-11
ConferenceSweet
Honestly, if n some ways this is like cooked perfectly
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May have? We are way past may have here lol. This is congratulations
Cmon man wtf
This is Chernobyl levels. You have my sympathy.
Did you give up in the middle mush it all together and threw it in the sun?
The substance pizza
This disaster can barely qualify as a pizza, jesus christ, go apologize to God.
I’m torn between “negligence is a misdemeanor at worst” and “no pizza, no crime.”
H-how do you even fuck a pizza up that badly, did you crash a plane into the oven? 🤣
Anyone taking up the fine craft of pizza making at home has incurred this same scenario, often many times. Dough is too thin, launch peel is sticky, pie is turned to early… etc etc. It’s just part of the process. Nothing to do but make more pies.
No crime committed.
I don’t think you’re allowed to be next to this beast for more then one minute
It’s not often that I see a pizza on reddit that I wouldnt even want to try..
No crime, but you may have accidently created a portal for an eldritch entities offspring to enter our universe. Make sure you raise hellpizzaboy to be good if sentient.
Honestly, if n some ways this is like cooked perfectly
At least you tried.
https://preview.redd.it/anfnx5an6ldg1.png?width=764&format=png&auto=webp&s=83d3071854b4e9971f2bdbe23bce4802d533f276
That is an awesome looking scale model of Volcano Manor from Elden Ring!
Is the pizza in the room with us? That looks like roadkill
May have?
Where does the pizza begin and where does the pizza end
It’s so broken, it’s trying to give itself a hug
Is that a pizza, or is it an alien lifeform oozing out of meteor?
https://preview.redd.it/qk5bwlbseldg1.png?width=260&format=png&auto=webp&s=e225fba1481485d46c15ca0665a6c415bf296a8f
Today I learned some people like their pizza scrambled.
This isn’t a murder, it’s a still birth
Someone fetch Kurt Russell and give him a flamethrower
The use of the conditional is definitely the tastiest thing here
I genuinely admire your courage to post this.
Eldritch pizza with left beef
It’s still salvageble!! Just soak it in water to hydrate and rejuvenate the pizza… mmmm water soaked pizza.. 😊
Did you throw a napalm in the oven? How does this even happen?